Quick recap: 30,000 hits since Tuesday and more hitting the proverbial fan or engine rotors if you like. WordPress Blog of the Day Rank: #40, up from #93. This will be an interesting weekend.
And personally – what a day, what a week! As the sun sets out here on the Lido Deck, yours truly, Heller Drone is enjoying a well deserved drink. And as you byotches did not make any suggestions as I asked over here, I had to come up with my own drink recipe:
1/2 shot Rum, coconut (Malibu)
2 shots (Captain Morgan’s) Rum, spiced
Fill with Water
Fill a large tankard with ice. Pour in two shots of The Cap’n and then slosh in a shot and a half of Malibu. Then drown it all in plain ol’ tap water. Stir it up, and send her down the hatch. Yo ho ho, a pirate’s life for me!
Yours truly would skip the tap water though.
Also deckside there is actually some redeeming entertainment besides rearranging deck chairs on the S.S. Heller. We are showing our true age by grooving on the riffs of Plastic Bertrand. Check it:
I bet lots of fellow voyagers are looking at H.D. right now and saying to themselves, “Ça plane pour moi – indeed! That works for me! I think I’ll join him!”
Uh-oh! Gotta run kids. The older women here are brutal and just won’t take no for an answer! Right now, I spy out of the corner of my eye someone’s slutty grandmother from Boca Raton in an outfit I am certain she wore to Red Lobster on Unlimited Shrimp Night in the hope that she could eat all she wanted and still get groped by Original-Teeth Jim.
Someone will be an angry pirate tonite for sure.
Over and out.