Posts Tagged 'The Cruising Lifestyle'

The Bakery Is Now Closed

Oy the problems with trying to run a ship-shape operation!  Last week the Hair Salon and now this.  I’m not sure how to put this . . . well, see for yourself:

Props go out to the wonderful people at Cake Wrecks for all their good work.  

One good thing about not having a bakery: management can’t say “Let them eat cake.”

A Photo Journal – The Last Days of Heller

We’ve received a few emails this week about ways to “commemorate” what is going on aboard the S.S. Heller Ehrman.  Commemorate is not the appropriate word for a way to remember a maritime disaster – “document” is probably better suited.

I know we have some very capable photographers aboard our vessel.  Over the next few days and weeks, try to take some candids of co-workers and friends at Heller.  Document what Heller was like as well as the “orderly evacuation.”

Email your photos to hellerdrone@gmail.com with the following:

– description of photo and subjects, date, location, etc.

– name of photographer

– brief statement of permission to reproduce photo 

I will then put together an online gallery as well as look into a reasonably-priced personal publisher such as Lulu to create a momento.

So – anyone up for the position of Cruise Ship Photographer?  There is no salary but I’m sure the rewards are rich in knowing you’ve helped perserve memories.

Over and out.

Heller Drone

Cruise Director

The Hair Salon is Now Closed

If you’ve made a recent visit to the hair salon on the Aloha Deck we apologize.  Really we do.  It will grow out, we promise.  Stop by to pick up your $50 free play card to use at the Casino and we’ll be even, ok?

And folks if you see any of these people wandering on deck, politely look but don’t stare and don’t point.


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Remember the words of Rev. Frank Scott (Gene Hackman in The Poseidon Adventure):

". . . sitting on our butts is not going to help us either. Maybe by climbing out of here, we can save ourselves. If you've got any sense, you'll come along with us."

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Last Modified: September 14, 2008

- Don't be a dill weed.

- Treat other people the way you want to be treated.

- Ladies and children first.

- This is a rescue, not a bitch session.

- Help don't harm.

- Save the snarks for the attorneys and Above The Law.

Heller Highwater is not:

- a place to practice viscious and vindictive "whisper down the lane" rumour-mongering;

- a place to bad mouth co-workers;

- a place for diatribes against specific people or specific incidents;

- a place to heap pity on poor Heller Ehrman staff by outsiders;

- a place that discriminates or sets margins noting who is outside and who is inside - we even welcome supportive Heller Ehrman attorneys!;

- meant to further the demise of Heller Ehrman, LLP.

Heller Highwater is:

- a place for support, a place of empowerment, a place of passion;

- a place to learn about job leads, resume preparation, skill building, training, new opportunities, and how to succeed in a new workplace;

- a place to keep up on the latest news as to how Heller Ehrman management intends to treat its support staff as it winds down its operations - will it be every woman for herself? or will it be "let me hold the door for you and is there anything else I can do for you"?

- a place of refuge.

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